CC: Mommy, it's so important to know somebody really well before you get married.
Me: Yes. Daddy and I dated for three years before we got married.
CC: Because if I marry someone before I know him really well, then he might be a vampire.
Me: Well, vampires aren't real. But he could turn out to be a bad guy like Hans in Frozen.
CC (wailing): So how would I know?!
Me: You'd ask him a lot of questions and spend a lot of time with him. So if he was bad, you would start to figure it out.
CC: And I might see that when he smiled really big, his teeth were pointy.
Me: Right. That might tip you off.
CC: And, like, if he kept trying to bite my neck.
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